- Black guys are better at it.
- Watching the professionals is fun.
- It’s even more fun if you’re drunk.
- Watching amateurs can range anywhere from entertaining and enjoyable to cringe worthy and painful.
- Overzealous fans take the competition way too seriously.
- The more someone hates it the more you want to say, “Tell it to your therapist not me.”
- Spectators who did it once in college and now give their opinion like they’re Harvard scholars.
- Plenty of colorful merch available to support your favorite.
- High profile executives who have questionable views about trans people.
- When you see it live you spend as much time watching as you do cruising the hot daddies in the crowd.
- You’ll need a special outfit to participate and padding usually helps.
- There are podcasts dedicated to the latest news and events.
- Die hard fans who look down on everyone who only jumped on board after the big win.
- Prettiness can make up for a lack of talent.
- For every homo who loves it there’s a homo who hates it.
- Nerds don’t get it.
- Balls are important.
- Protecting your balls is more important.
The Gay Gasp 