- Do: Enjoy the fantasy. That way you don’t have to meet them in person and discover their horribly crazy personality.
- Don’t hunt them down on GROWLr or Facebook then get pissed off when they don’t want to fuck You.
- Do post videos. How do all these 5 minute videos keep getting posted when my 30 second clip keeps getting rejected?
- Don’t post some G rated nonsense and expect me to care.
- Do post butthole pics. It’s a controversial opinion but I love a good butthole pic.
- Don’t you dare post a 30 picture series of one person that takes me 10 swipes to get past.
- Do explain Tumblr’s advertising algorithm to me. Facebook and Google are legit listening to our thoughts in order to show us an add for the klodike bar we dreamt about last night. So why is Tumblr still forcing me to scroll past this straight Chooseyourstory bullshit?
- Don’t share your Instagram pics on Tumblr. That’s not what I’m here for.
- Do post all your cum dump, European hidden urinal cam, saline injected, big belly overhang, dick out in public, hook up in the woods original content. Make crazy and outlandish life choices so I don’t have to.
- Don’t use a condom. If your gonna post it then it better be bareback. I know we aren’t supposed to talk about it but a condomed cock in porn is a total boner killer.
- Do make porn GIFs. Fun for everyone.
- Don’t post a video link without a thumbnail. SMH.
- Do look up dirty comics strips. There’s also Clawhauser porn out there.
- Don’t repost all your DMs that only validate your hotness. We. Don’t. Care.
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