- What if Donald Trump gets re-elected?
- How do we prevent Pulse from being forgotten?
- Will I end up turning into the cranky old man afraid of change that I hate?
- Will Queen Latifa and Tyler Perry ever come out?
- Why is sucking cock so incredibly wonderful?
- Is it possible to complain about social media without sounding like an old man yelling at the clouds?
- If we let conservative racists use the N word can we call them Nazis in return?
- Are you as excited as I am that Hulu will start streaming The Golden Girls in February?
- Who will win in the final face off, John Snow or Daenerys?
- When there is a study linking shitty behavior (messiness, ignoring texts, etc) to intelligence does that excuse the shitty behavior?
- Can “Now that Trump is the president I can’t be your friend on social media” be a new Hallmark card?
- When will Miss Piggy get the late night talk show I feel she deserves?
- If I wrote an advice book do you think they’d let me call it Advanced Faggotry?
- Do I have to pretend to have respect for someone after they buy a gun?
- Will my anxiety over passing out ever go away?
- Why isn’t there a fast food restaurant with the food quality of Whataburger and the drive through speed of McDonald’s?
- When will I finally get to see Hamilton?
- If you won the lottery would you stay in your current city or move?
- Will we ever lose our body issues?
- Will orgies ever be popular again?
- If given the option would you pick Donald Trump as president or a 3rd term for George W Bush?
- Where have all the cowboys gone?
- Are Trump voters excited about the future?
- Will I ever enjoy sci-fi fantasy?
- Is Lena Dunham a pioneering feminist or or just a whinny rich girl?
- Why aren’t there more gay comedians?
- Will bears ever be willing to openly admit to using steroids?
- Once marijuana is legal throughout the country will it become as lame as cigarettes are now?
- Will I ever have money in my savings account?
- Is it bad that I’m kind of hoping for another housing crash so that I’m able to afford a home?
- How long will it take for there to be an openly gay player in every major sport?
- Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?
- Will Lorde ever release a second album?
- Can anyone successfully follow Anna Wintour as editor and chief of Vogue?
- Which part of history are we repeating?
- When will we have a gay president?
- Will there ever be a cartoon with characters who change clothes every episode?
- Will Apple ever truly surprise and excite customers at an iPhone launch again?
- When will I start attracting daddy lovers?
- Will this all work out in the end?
The Gay Gasp 