1. That breakfast looks delicious. This pancakes are no joke. 

2. The key around his bicep is very bathhouse chic. 

3. That dick tho! His penis is perfect looking. He’d make a good dildo model. I wonder what the total length is? There’s got to be at least an inch or two unseen below the table. #blessed 

4. Having a knife that close to a pretty penis makes me nervous. 

5. Where does one buy a mesh tank top? I’ve never gone anywhere and thought, I wish I had a mesh tank to wear. 

6. What restaurant are they at? As we can see that’s not a public boner that is easy to hide. Did no one notice or was the waiter just chill AF?

7. I’m curious as to the series of events that lead to this public dick slip. How’d he get this hard? Maybe he’s just really jazzed for those fluffy pancakes. 

8. For what I assume was a quick pic on the fly this photo came out remarkably well. Good clarity and decent lighting. 

9. His tongue reaches down to the bottom of his chin. That’s insane. 

10. Seriously though those pancakes look good.