Love, money, friendship, and sex are major tenants of a happy life but so are all the little things that can make or break your day.
The Best of Times
When the other side of the highway is stuck in gridlock traffic and you’re sailing along at 70 mph.
When your waitress brings you a drink refill before you have to ask.
The guy with a thick booty who loves showing it off in a tight suit at a pool party.
Getting charged for the (cheaper) regular sandwich at Subway when you really got a deluxe.
When you wipe your ass after a shit and the toilet paper comes back totally clean.
Pulling up to a drive through with no cars in front of you.
Having an empty seat next to you on a plane.
When the total price comes out to an even number.
When you find another Hamilton fan at a party.
The Worst of Times
Diarrhea at work.
When you ask for ketchup and the waiter brings you one of those tiny single serving cups
When you forget to save that super cute Snapchat.
Being courteous and letting a car in front of you only to have them become the slowest vehicle on the road.
Trying to eat healthy when you’re broke.
When he’s a shitty human being but still hot.
When all your most popular Instagram pictures aren’t of you.