1. You’re the reason why you’re still single.

 

2. Mean Girls is overrated.

 

3. You probably need to see a therapist.

 

4. We’re not as unique as we think we are.

 

5. Truvada will only makes you a slut if you already wanted to be one.

 

6. You deserve better than a triad relationship.

 

7. When you publicly correct someone’s grammar or spelling it’s only to make yourself feel more self-righteous.

 

8. Sorry chasers, don’t be mad at all the bears because they are as unattracted to skinny guys as you are.

 

If I’ve offended you or simply hit too close to home then I’ve done my job. #sorrynotsorry