Truth Bombs for 2016

1. You’re the reason why you’re still single.

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2. Mean Girls is overrated.

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3. You probably need to see a therapist.

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4. We’re not as unique as we think we are.

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5. Truvada will only makes you a slut if you already wanted to be one.

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6. You deserve better than a triad relationship.

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7. When you publicly correct someone’s grammar or spelling it’s only to make yourself feel more self-righteous.

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8. Sorry chasers, don’t be mad at all the bears because they are as unattracted to skinny guys as you are.

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If I’ve offended you or simply hit too close to home then I’ve done my job. #sorrynotsorry

 

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