- How does that one pube always make it to the top of the urinal?
- I should invest in American Standard.
- FYI I assume you’re hitting on me if you choose the spot next to me when all others are open.
- Have you ever noticed some guys have the same bathroom schedule as you at work?
- I like having dividers between urinals so I’m not tempted to peek.
- I’m always impressed with a guy when he has one of those minute long fire hydrant pisses.
- Please don’t moan. It’s awkward for everyone.
- Although recommended by dentists, it’s weird when you see someone brushing their teeth.
- Why are the latches on stalls so flimsy?
- I want a urinal at home.
- I love reading bathroom graffiti and am consistently amazed at how many people have sharpies on hand.
The Gay Gasp 
Number 4 is very accurate in my case.
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