The 5 Stages of the Secret App Told by Leslie Knope

 

Secret is a new app where you share secrets completely anonymously. 

Curiosity: 
You keep hearing about this app Secret and decide to check out what all the ruckus is about.

Obsession:
You read as many secrets as you can. There is never enough!


Investigation:
When a shocking secret is labeled as ‘friends’ you spend the afternoon trying to figure out who it is.

Annoyance:
Total anonymity isn’t conducive to positive and supportive comments.

Closure:
After reading 50 secrets that all say something about wanting to quite work and run away, you realize the novelty has worn off. It’s just the same old shit on the internet packaged in a different way. 

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