Things You Should Never Say

We’ve all put our foot in our mouths at one point or another and spend the rest of the evening trying to dig ourselves out of a hole. To avoid awkward conversations and social blunders here are some topics to shy away from.

I don’t like Bob Marley
I’m not racist, I have black friends
I pee sitting down
Is it in yet?
I hate to read
Why are you single?
Sandra Bullock didn’t deserve and Oscar for the Blind Side
I don’t care about live music
Are you pregnant?
Are you a girl or a boy?
You’re cute for an Asian person (any ethnicity can be used)
Before the war, Hitler actually had some good ideas.
I hate pizza
Your cum tastes just like your dads.
I’m sorry for your break up but you knew he was to good for you.

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