Oscar Recap

Jennifer Lawrence fell.

Katherine Zeeta Jones has had too much botox

Jennifer Hudson KILLED IT!

Charlize Theron can dance?

Anne Hathaway wore a boring dress and gave a boring speach

Daniel Day Lewis is the only actor to win Best Actor three times.

DDL also gave the funniest acceptance speech.

Helen Hunt wore H&M.

The band was in another building?

Jack Nicolson looked insane.

I was hoping for a big upset but the winners were very predictable.

Adele is only 24.

Who was that bitch in the hot pic stretch pants?

The “shut up and wrap it up” music was no joke. Were they playing Jaws?

Was Will.i.am an usherette?

The show was nice and forgettable.

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