Jennifer Lawrence fell.
Katherine Zeeta Jones has had too much botox
Jennifer Hudson KILLED IT!
Charlize Theron can dance?
Anne Hathaway wore a boring dress and gave a boring speach
Daniel Day Lewis is the only actor to win Best Actor three times.
DDL also gave the funniest acceptance speech.
Helen Hunt wore H&M.
The band was in another building?
Jack Nicolson looked insane.
I was hoping for a big upset but the winners were very predictable.
Adele is only 24.
Who was that bitch in the hot pic stretch pants?
The “shut up and wrap it up” music was no joke. Were they playing Jaws?
Was Will.i.am an usherette?
The show was nice and forgettable.
Apple revolutionized the mobile phones with the first iPhone. A couple years later they rolled out the iPad and again hit it big. With Steve Jobs at the helm, they redefined the industry and left every competitor miles behind them. However that was a couple years ago. The last major innovation was Facetime and the front facing camera but since then it’s been yawn city. They brought out Siri which turned your phone into your very own ventriloquist doll. You: “Siri, call me an ambulance.” Siri: “Ok from now on I’ll call you Anne Ambulance.” (Hilarious drunken laughs from your friends) It’s no surprise that Apple’s market dominance is starting to slip. Those once lacking competitors have now caught up. Now there is very little difference between iPhones and Droids and basically you can get what you want on either platform. It’s a critical time for Apple and current CEO Tim Cook must prove that it wasn’t only Steve Jobs’ brilliance that shot them to success.
So what does Apple do now? They need a new ground breaking idea. There was talk that Apple is trying to develop a smart phone watch. Imagine your iPhone on your wrist. The trouble with a watch is that the smart phone caused many people to stop wearing watches all together. I think that’s an idea better left to internet gossip columns. The other big rumor (which is more likely to be true) is that Apple will release a cheaper version of the iPhone made out of plastic in order to appeal to lower income buyers. That’s a great idea that will help draw in new customers but it’s hardly groundbreaking.
They say history is doomed to repeat itself and Apple already fell behind once in it’s history. Do you remember Apple during the 1990s? Yeah I don’t either. I can’t give Apple it’s next big idea but hopefully it’s already in the works. Personally I hope they lead the way in battery life. Make a phone that will last for days on end without needing a charge. While we’re at it, can we also get a color besides black or white? How about green or red? Good luck Apple. I’m still a fan and I know you’ll come up with another gadget that we don’t know we need.
Store: Alexander McQueen
Year of purchase: 2010
Price: $99 (on sale from $199
Location: the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada
Design: A metamucil pink t-shirt with skull design. The skull is made of up naked women’s bodies.
My favorite item of clothing is a t-shirt and here is the store of how it came into my life.
It was January of 2010 and I was a Store Manager for Oakley. For their yearly conference, the company flew every store manager out to Las Vegas for 3 days. We stayed at the newly opened Aria hotel and were brought to see O by Cirque du Soleil, all on the company’s dime. As you can imagine they kept us busy for almost every minute of our day so it was difficult to break away from the pack. On the closing night of the conference they had a big costume party. The theme was Saturday Night Live (side note: It’s a GREAT theme for a costume party if you ever have one) and I went dressed as Mary Katherine Gallagher. I ate, laughed, and joked but all the while in the back of my head I knew this was my one and only shot to sneak away. After about an hour I slipped out of the party, changed out of my wig and plaid skirt, and started my journey to the Wynn. A couple years before, I was vacationing in Vegas and found the Alexander McQueen store quit by accident. I had already spent my money on a Fendi key chain so I could only look and drool over the fabulous merchandise. Another side note: I’m still using that Fendi key chain to this day. Now that I was back in Vegas I was not going to let the opportunity pass me by. I was going to buy something by my all-time favorite designer Alexander McQueen. When I got to the store I expected to buy a key chain or other small accessory item because I did not think they would have an item of clothing that 1. I could fit into and 2. I could afford. But when I passed by the men’s sale rack this t-shirt practically jumped out at me. It was perfect in every way. It was the ultimate combination of design, personal expression, and brand loyalty and IT WAS ON SALE! There was no hesitation as I took out my credit card, hell it was cheaper then the key chain. I practically skipped back to my hotel room.
As you can see, I still have the shirt 3 years later. Whenever I put it on I still feel that same joy I did when I first saw it. I also save the pretty gray embossed shopping bag it came it complete with monogrammed tissue paper and ribbon.
P.S. Yes, this is another post about a t-shirt with ANOTHER self picture of me in said t-shirt. But the best part of this entire post is that I’ve been typing it from my boyfriend’s bed while he quietly sleeps beside me. Bliss. A wonderful Saturday afternoon.
Dear Mr. Timberlake,
First let me congratulate you on your recent wedding. Hopefully your personal life will flourish as well as your professional life has. For a relatively young man you’ve had a long and successful career. My personal favorites include What Goes Around Comes Around
, My Love
, and Cry Me A River
. Plus, can we talk about the video for Cry Me A River
, with the Britney look-a-like!?! LOVE IT! After tremendous success in the music industry you even managed to make the cross over into film and television. You won rave reviews for your dramatic work in the Social Network as well as your spectacular comedic turns on Saturday Night Live. Bravo!
You’ve carved yourself a unique niche in show business but it seems you want to return to your musical roots. Understandable, your fans have been waiting for new music your years and on paper it sounds like a great idea. Sadly the reality got lost in translation. To be honest, I suspect your motive for releasing a new album was purely monetary. Some big record exec probably threw buckets of cash your way in exchange for one more record. Now we the public must suffer through the 20/20 Experience. I haven’t heard the entire album but the first single Suit and Tie was released to lukewarm reactions. Ok, I’ll be blunt, Suit and Tie is/was shit awful. When it tanked my faith in humanity was restored a little bit. Now you’ve released a second single Mirrors. It’s never a good sign when one single is release so soon after the first.(and the album isn’t even out yet) Yikes! Obviously that money wielding executive is getting getting nervous. Mirrors is a good song and a big improvement over S&T. Before you get to excited I said good, not great. The main obstacle is length. Mirrors clocks in at a mind numbing 8 minutes long. 8 FUCKING MINUTES! Are you kidding me?!
Around the 5 minute mark listeners will all have the same feeling “Oh this feels like the end of a good song.” Until they realize they still have to endure 3 more minutes. Then their thought instantly changes to, “Three more minutes? The song wasn’t that good.” Oh Justin, what are you doing? You struck out with your first single and this one feels like it’s going to be a bunt at best. Maybe it’s a good idea to stick to guest spots on SNL and leave your musical past in the past.
The Gay Gasp
P.S.- You were obviously uninspired for this album. Suit and Tie, Mirrors… I picture you sitting on the couch at home looking around the room for song ideas. There last song on the album is called Blue Ocean Floor. I bet you $10 JT has blue carpet somewhere in his house. Is your next song going to be Duvet Cover?
It’s been a slow news week, but here are the headlines getting the most buzz:
-The Northeast got pounded by a huge winter storm that dump a staggering 3 feet of snow in some spots.
-The Pope resigned as Pope. Yeah so that happened…
-The Grammys were Sunday night and over all the show was a big snooze fest. The only two things you need to know are:
Adele wore this and Kelly Clarkson totally photo-bombed Ellen
-In movie news, Rex Reed of the New Your Observer reviewed Identity Thief and rather then focus on the acting or quality of the film, he chose to focus on Melissa McCarthy’s weight. When referring to the Oscar nominated actress he uses words like hippo, tractor-sized, humongous and creep. Seriously. I wonder if the same adjectives have ever been used in a review for a John Candy movie? Or a Jonah Hill movie? Seth Rogan? Chris Farley? I didn’t think so.
-Madonna’s on Instagram and it’s awesome. (If it’s really her) I was follower 39,002 in case you were curious.
Fashion Week is like so over! New York Fashion Week is currently under way. There are whisper that the Fashion Week concept has Jumped the Shark. Once a place for top talent, this year NYFW featured a cat fashion show. Seriously. Also, some well respected designers have chosen to sit this one out. (including Rachel Roy and Erin Fetherston) New York is not the only one in trouble, Alexander McQueen announced they will not be showing at Paris Fashion week this season. However H&M will…