Reflecting on Thanksgiving
Reflecting on Thanksgiving
I worked as a retail manager for a long time and after years at the mall I lost any holiday cheer. Thanksgiving and Christmas became just another day and I started to associate the entire season with business and stress. Having gotten out of the retail game, I noticed the scab has finally fallen off. This year is one of the first years in a very long time that I’m looking forward to the holidays. There have been many changes in my life this year and living 1500 miles aways has definitely affected my feelings toward Thanksgiving and Christmas. After months away I have the chance to come home and spend time with my family and friends. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder.
So the spirit of giving thanks and positive thinking, this is what I am thankful for:
I am thankful for meeting a wonderful man that I can now call my boyfriend. Changing my relationship status on Facebook was a rare treat that gave me joy. I have no idea what the future holds but I’m enjoying the ride.
I am thankful for change. I already knew it was true, but I confirmed to myself that change is always good. My life had become very routine and I need a major life overhaul to get me out of my rut.
I am thankful for exhibitionists. I love having horny friends that enjoying taking pictures and videos of themselves in various stages of sex and undress. Joe Hooch deserves a special shout out in this category. He’s one of the sexiest guys I know and I am in awe of his… shall we say… talent. I’ve never had the skill to pick up straight guys and I’ll admit I’m a little jealous of his ability to swallow straight dick. Keep it up Hooch! You’ve got my admiration and praise.
I am thankful for debt. It may sound very strange to be thankful for debt but I look at my Visa bill as a representation of all the fun I’ve had over the years. Most of my debt comes from traveling and furnishing an empty Dallas apartment. (In general, moving to Texas tripled my debt) I have no regrets though. I am also lucky to have a job that allows me the opportunity to be able to pay off said debt.
Most importantly, spending time with your family can be wonderful and awful all at the same time. This year take a moment to reflect on how you can help others, and by others I of course mean me. Sneak upstairs and pull out Growlr, Xtube, or Tumblr. Whatever you need to get horny. Then send me the pictures/video of you jerking off. If you have a horny friend, a blow job, rimming, or fucking video is much preferred. Please help me be more thankful for nudity, cum shots, and cockrings today. I promise, your donation will not go unused.
Metallic Gold Leather Jacket by John Galliano
(Obviously my personal favorite!)
20 Foot Animatronic Triceratops
Authentic New York Hot Dog Cart
Le Mer: Creme de la Mer 16.5 oz
Ballon Blue de Cartier Watch
I’ve had a good night sleep so I’m feeling extra nice. Due to my good mood I thought I would give you some advise after a big lose on Tuesday. You were running against President Obama who did not have strong approval ratings. Now that the election is over I’ll even admit Obama was beatable. But you still lost and even though that gives me evil pleasure. I want to help. The Republican Party is like the Oldsmobile auto brand, past it’s prime and due to be discontinued. Rather then face extinction, here are some tips to update and revamp your image.
1.FIRE DONALD TRUMP
2. YOU NEED NEW MEMEBERS
First look through the list and then we’ll chat.
Facebook Friends 1361
Instagram Followers: 600
The Up and Comer
Facebook Friends: 1388
Instagram Followers: 1568
The Tumblr Star
Facebook Friends: 3210
Instagram Followers: 315
The Boy Next Door
Facebook Friends: 666
Instagram Followers: 1010
Facebook Friends: Hidden
Instagram Followers: 100
Facebook Friends: 1252
Instagram Followers: 922
The Hollywood Couple
Dean DeBlois and JD George
Facebook Friends: Hidden
Instagram Followers: 404 (JD)
Facebook Friends: 1269
Instagram Followers: 999
What makes a bearlebrity? It’s a phenomena born from the internet and the digital age. They are the men who everyone knows or knows of. In some cases you may not know their name but you may definitely recognize them from Tumblr and Instagram. The most common response to seeing their picture is usually, “Oh I’ve seen him before.” As anyone can see by scrolling through the list good looks and sex appeal goes a long way. Sometimes a pretty face is all you need for attention. Obviously my list isn’t an exact science but I tried to pick the guys who are well known throughout the country not just on their home turf. I also picked guys who will provoke a strong reaction. Forgettable, boring, and beige are not words you would ever use to describe them. Another factor is travel. Those who do not have a strong online presence may make up points from traveling often and simply meeting more people. For example, from what I can tell through Facebook, Joe Guerrero travels a lot for work. Therefore he’s probably able to meet a lot more people then if he was stuck behind a desk in Boston. He’s just one of those guys that everyone knows. (I assume he travels for work because he’s always checking in at airports lol)
I won’t go through everyone one by one but there are a couple important notes. First, Tyler Blair is very deservedly on the list even though I’m not sure he identifies as a bear. Of everyone, he has the most cross-over potential. Also if you get a chance look up his adorable Youtube videos. Dean is the only guy who is a legitimate celebrity and I challenge you to go a day on Tumblr without seeing Jeff Sommerfield. Another key take away is that Instagram is playing and increasingly bigger role in social media. If you’re not on Instagram… sign up. Second, I need to give Russell Neill a shout out because he was a big help in researching this post, especially when it came to finding them on Instagram.
*It should be mentioned that I don’t know all these guys personally. I simply created the list as an observer in the community. I truly intended the list to be fun and no one should take it or me very seriously. So I hope JD, Dean, Russell, Jared, Tyler, Joe, Nick, Jeff and Jon have a get a good laugh and find this post flattering.
**Russell Neill also wanted it pointed out that he is taller the Jeff Sommerfield.