How many jokes can you think of?
This is your dick. This is your dick on elephant growth hormones.
Relativity doesn’t always help your self esteem
Does he has lower back pain from carrying that around?
If he’s a top, I’m gonna need a lot more poppers
On the right: The ant eater. On the left: The ant
“Yeah look at my big…. Wait, WTF is that?!?
When you whip is out in public, make sure you’re a show-er not a grower.
The man on the left is pictured in the dictionary next to the word Show-er
When your dick’s that big you don’t need skills, technique, or even a personality.
Size doesn’t matter when your sphincter and jaw are split in two.