Tyler Perry

I detest Tyler Perry. He’s extremely successful yet he has not come out of the closet. Ok, if you want to stay in the closet that’s your business. I may not totally respect a closeted celebrity, but I understand it. What pissed me off about Mr. Perry was when he went on the Oprah Winfrey Show to talk about his childhood molestation. Any type of abuse is awful and I don’t mean to diminish that in any way. I have a problem with him because the theme of the show was about honesty and he was finally going to talk about the abuse so that other men would not feel ashamed. Oprah filled the audience with other abused men who held up pictures of themselves at the age when they were first molested. Very moving. But it also sends a different message. He is unconsciously telling the public that he is more ashamed and scared of his homosexuality then he is of being sexually molested as a young boy. When you sit down for the big Oprah honesty interview how is that not one of the topics?!? “So Tyler, tell us about your long time partner Nathan.”

Fuck you Tyler Perry.
This makes me want to praise Ellen Degeneres even more. She is one of the only celebrities who came out when she had everything to loose. So many stars announce they’re gay after they’ve made their money and their carrier is slowing down. People like Rosie O’Donnell, Ricky Martin, Jodie Foster, Cynthia Nixon and Lance Bass all came out when they had little to loose. I’m not going to applaud you just because you stopped lying. I don’t lie every day but you don’t see me on the cover of Time magazine. Ellen took the road less traveled and came out while her show was still on the air. Bravo! Jane Lynch should also get a round of applause. She was never in the closet. She has always been open and honest about it. Good for you Jane!

Joe’s Spank Me Time

Special Edition: Porn Twins

I love Tumblr. However I keep finding pictures of my friends naked… or so I thought. This week, for the third time I found a picture that looked like someone I know. I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions so I did some investigating first. As it turns out (in all three cases) they are not who I thought they where. It’s just another case of having a porn twin. Can you guess the local look a like?
 *If you’re not local to Connecticut I apologize because you probably won’t recognize anyone or see the likenesses. But at least you can enjoy the pictures for they pure porn pleasure.

Surprise

When is the last time someone surprised you? Either from a suprise party, gift, or any act that was completely unexpected. Maybe even something that was out of character. (Unfortunalty a suprise may be negitive but we’ll stay on the side of positivity for now) We all love our friends and family but it’s easy to predict their behavior due to the nature of our relationships. After knowing someone for years, you know who they’ll lust after and how many bottles of wine they’ll order at dinner. I’ll be the first to admitt that I’m one of the most predictable people on earth. I remember talking to my friend Joe once while on my day off. Before I said anything, he was able to list verbatem what I had done that day. He got everything right even down to my shopping list at Stop & Shop. Mind you, being a person of routine isn’t a bad thing. I just think every now and then you show throw them a curve ball.
Whenever I start to think about what people have or have not done to me, I try and remind myseld of my own actions. Therefore I’m going to atempt to get out of my comfort zone a little more often and surprise people. I’m not sure what exactly that means… but keep an eye out. Maybe you’ll find me reading a book outside on a camping trip with my boyfriend in a pair of tivas. (Talk about a shock!)
Just as a side note: I tried to remember a time when some really surprised me. One story that stood out in my mind was about Joe as well. We had been dating for only a short time when I went up to visit him in New Hampshire. It was the middle of winter and a huge ice storm rolled into town. Soon the power went out. I was very disappointed because we had planned on watching the Golden Globe Awards that night. Joe knew how much I loved award shows and felt bad that I missed it. A week or two later he gave me a gift. When I openned it I found the official program from the the Golden Globe Awards. Apparently he called the Hollywood Foreign Press claiming to be ‘god knows who’ and talked them into sending him the hard to get item. It was awesome. Very memorable and unexpected.
What’s your surprise story? Or How are you going to surprise someone soon?
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Spotlight

Website Spotlight: Zappos.com 

If you haven’t clicked on www.Zappos.com you must check them out. They have an amazingly HUGE selection of shoes. I picked out some of my favorites that would be perfect for any fall festivity. I mean, futuristic white boots… could you die! (To be honest they’re a little too over the top even for me) Don’t worry if you buy the wrong size, their return process is a breeze. They have everything from designer labels to basic lifestyle at every price. But if you’re looking for something a little stylish and different, give Zappos a try.


Fall’s Top 10

October is well underway and the temp is falling. Don’t let that get you down though. There’s plenty to be excited about and the Gay Gasp is here to highlight Fall’s must haves:

                                             TV

1. Project Accessories- I love this idea! The team at Project is finally capitolizing on their success with a spin off. Molly Sims will host the show starting October 27th.

2. Project Runway All Stars- Heidi and friends are following in the foot steps of Tyra and having an all star season. As always (just like ANTM) there are the faces you instanly remember and the ones that make you think… “Who the hell is that?” Either way I’m pumped! Tune in November 3rd.

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FILM

3. Anonymous- (Out 10/28) Another take on the story of William Shakespeare. This films believes the conspiracy theory that all of Shakespeares famous works were writen by someone else.
4. J. Edgar- (Out 11/9) You can tell from the preview when a movie is trying to win an Oscar. This movie about J. Edgar Hoover is one of those movies. It’s a story that is full of legend and gossip. I know Leo and friends won’t disappoint.

5. Red State (10/18 on DVD)- A Kevin Smith directed horror movie about a religious zelot who captures sexually active teenagers. 

6. Bad Teacher (10/18 on DVD) Honestly, I thought it was funnier then Bridesmaids.

FOOD
7. Pumpkin Pie Blizzard at DQ- Ok, I have to be honest… I tried this last night and it was a little disappointing. The first bite was good but most of it just tasted like vanilla ice cream with pieces of graham crackers mixed in.
8. Pumpkin Pie Cheesecake and Pumpkin Everything- I love pumpkin flavored desserts. Cheesecake being high on my list. Does Ben and Jerry’s have a pumpkin pie flavor? I’ll check it out and report back.  
9. Holiday Treats- Put your fat pants on because it’s the season of weight gain. Halloween Candy, Thanksgiving Pies, Christmas Cookies and New Years coctails.

CLOTHS

10. Cold Weather- Warm temps are great, but it doesn’t leave you much options for clothing. Boots, coats, jeans, pants, hoodies, cardigans, vest, sweaters, and SCARVES! Oh my!

Halloween Costumes

Can’t think of a clever Halloween costume? The Gay Gasp is here to help. If you want something simple and easy look to the headlines. With Steve Job’s recent death, he has been a major topic in the news. He also is know for a signature look that can be copied very easily. Cheap jeans and a black turtle kneck are all you need. If you’re worried the costume will be boring… cover the shirt in fake blood and go as zombie steve jobs. In need of something bigger for you and your friends? Group costumes are always a hit, as was the movie Bridesmaids. Buy some horrible pink dresses from Salvation Army and your the stars of the hit comedy. Wether as a group or single, the Jersey Shore cast won’t let you down. Hit up Marshalls for a super tacky Ed Hardy shirt on clearance, get a gold chain and some bronzer, and poof! you’re Ronnie or the Situation.  Tip: if you want to try for Snookie, recycle last years Amy Winehouse wig.
If you want something more classic try a sport such as rugby, basketball, baseball etc. They may not be the most exciting, but guys look hot in sports gear and you’re likely to get laid as a hot rugby player. The sexy theory works for any man in uniform. You can raid Army Surplus for military inspired duds or a uniform shop to look like a doctor, mechanic, firefighter, or chef. When you’ve got no time or money use what you have around the house. Go out in your rattiest tshirt and boxers with a case of beer and you instantly turn into a fraternity rapist. Whatever your costume is, it’s better then going as nothing at all. Never show up to a costume party without a costume. You instantly become a douche bag.