Turn up your fridge and make it as cold as possible. If you loose power your food will stay colder longer.
During a storm it’s very easy for a tree or branch to fall and cause major damage to your car. If you don’t have a garage try a leaving it in a near by parking lot to avoid falling debris.
Everyone stocks up on batteries during a storm. Why? You can use them for flashlights… and what else? Your tv remote uses batteries but with the power outage kills that need.
I personally hate to read, but a power outage is a good time to finish up on any summer reading.
Secure your trash cans. They will be the first items to take flight or roll down the road during strong winds.
If you end up with damage to your home or vehicle consider calling your insurance company. Also consider when you call. If the damage is minor or cosmetic consider waiting a week or two to report the damage. Insurance companies are going to be flooded with claims in the days to come. Holding for an hour (or more) is not unheard of after a major storm. When the damage is weather related, reporting the a claim a week later won’t have any effect on it’s results. If you have damage that can’t wait check to see if you can report claims online. My employer even has a mobile app for the iPhone. It will be much faster then calling (me) on the phone.
On September 12, 2011 the 9/11 Memorial Opens to the public. Unfortunatly I haven’t followed the progress of the memorial over the past ten years. I knew there was a competition to find the winning design but I never took the time to find out what the designs actually were. For some reason I was under the impression that another large skyscraper was being built in place of the Twin Towers. A building that exemplified the idea that “from the ashes a pheonix will rise.” My assumption was wrong and I am pleasantly surprised with the finished project.
The winning design is two large fountains in the foot print of each tower. Not what I expected, but in the best possible way. Surrounding each foundtain are the names of the victims who died. I think it’s a wonderful moving tribute that also looks amazing. New York is full of tall buildings that stretch high into the sky and I love that the planners went in the opposite direction. Other then avoiding a man hole or puddle, how often do you look down in the city? Anything worth looking at is usually above your head. I’ve always been a fan of contrast and the soft green trees and peacful fountains are a perfect contrast to the steel and concrete buildings that surround the area. The next time I am in New York I’ll have to try and take a side trip to see the memorial in person.
It took 23 days, but Andy Gasp now has 100 friends on Facebook. When I set up his profile I wanted to see how easy it would be for a total stranger to start a life on Facebook. Armed with a picture of an unknown bear hotty I gave Andy a basic back story. He was born and raised in Columbus, OH because it sounded neutral and had a hint of middle America. Also my former employer Bath and Body Works is located there. He moved to New York to study fashion design at Parson’s and now works for Hermes. You’ll remember Hermes as the snooty French store that was having a private party and would not let Oprah in. When it came to his interest I tried to create an intellectual-hiptser vibe. The two books listed Stone Butch Blues and The Bluest Eye are two of the last novels I read in college. Two of the last novels I’ve read in general. Music ranged from Sonic Youth and Radiohead (hispter) to Robyn and Sara Bareilles (intellectual). His favorite tv personality is Gordon Elliot, who he has a cruch on. That post came from eating dinner at the bar of the Trumbel Kitchen. Our bartender was asking if it was strange that she liked him. She was turned on by his anger.
|Andy aka Jim|
“No one fucks a guy wearing a fancy cardigan.”
I thought now woudl be a good time for an update from Andy. He’s up to 70 friends on Facebook. Only about 10 of you are in on the joke. 🙂
My goal is to up get to 100. Then he’ll disappear.
With Smart phones becoming more and more common, dating has become almost completely electronic. Here are some quick tips to remember when you’re trying to get on and get off. (If you’re unfamiliar with any of these apps look up the following: Growlr, Scruff, Grindr, Recon, Jack’d, BoyAhoy, Bendr, Manhunt etc.)
If you are on a dating app there is no excuse for not having a picture. Their phone has a camera! What smart phone doesn’t have a camera these days?
When you’re visiting a big city for the night/weekend it can be a perfect opportunity for some new cock and ass. However, you’ll spend ALL day on every hook up site trying to set something up with no success. The second you leave the city, your Scruff, Growlr, and Manhunt accounts will blow up with dozens of offers.
Has there ever been an Android app that they made an Apple version of? (rather then vice versa)
Is it worth being polite online? Someone messages you on Growlr. You don’t find them attractive and they are 2200 miles away. If you are polite and respond like a nice person, you get stuck in a never ending conversation with someone you don’t like.
If you’ve ever opened up a sex/dating app and thought “Wow, OMG who are all these hot guys around me?” Double check because you’re probably under the Global menu.
It’s surprising how many unsolicited dick pics you’ll get from 21 year olds around the world.
I would look at a lot more profiles if the person could not see me looking at their profile.
This summer was generally uneventful. I went into it with a mindset of trying to scale back my travel spending. (Here is some back story: About a year ago I left my job as a retail store manager at Oakley to work for an insurance company. I am very happy with my choice even though it came with a $10,000 pay cut. Let’s just say my spending hasn’t been cut back as much as my pay check. Ouch!) I passed on Bear Week in Ptown because I can’t justify $300+ a night for a hotel room in old rundown Cape Code. I wonder if Groupon has Ptown deals?
Otherwise work is going very well. I continue to work form home full time. Working from home has it’s pros and cons. I save money on gas however it’s very easy to become a hermit during bad weather. The two questions I get asked most about working from home are: “Do you work in your underwear? and Do you have men stop over on your lunch break for a blow and go?” With regard to dress code, I don’t work in my underwear, although I could. My uniform is usually gym shorts and a t-shirt (with no underwear) As for sex, No I don’t have hook ups lined up for my break. It’s a good idea in theory, but getting a guy here exactly at 1:00pm to swallow his cum and out the door by 2:00pm is tricky logistically. My job is very time specific and scheduled down to the minute. There’s not a lot of wiggle room. Add in the fact that my sister has been off for the summer and we live with 3 Pugs who go bonkers whenever someone comes to the door. Here’s a secret: I moved into this apartment in March of 2010 and I still have not had sex here. With the dogs and my sister being a home body I have decided not to bring guys home. It’s just easier that way.
Now to the subject I tend dance around…Dating. I’m currently single. I’ve gone through several phases over the last couple years from wanting a boyfriend to enjoying the freedom of singlehood and back to wanting a boyfriend. Right now I’m not sure where on the spectrum I’ve landed. Being alone sucks, but getting my heart broken sucks too.
Next up on the horizon is my 30th Birthday Labor Day weekend. I’ve decided to go to the underwear party at the Alley in Boston that weekend. Stay over night in a hotel, have a nice dinner etc. After that I have no major plans for the fall. A trip back to Toronto my be happening in October as well as Spooky Bear on Halloween Weekend. I’ve never been to Spooky Bear but this year I’m going to try and make it up there. Now I need to come up with an awesome costume.
I watched Russian Dolls on Lifetime. Picture a Russian blend of the Jersey Shore and the Real Housewives. I think I liked it. Especially the Grandma Pagant.
When I can’t sleep my mind starts to race and go over all the details of life. Ususally that means a low self-esteem spiral into why I’m so fucked up. And yes I’m really fucked up. Very similar to Miranda from Sex in the City, I’m emotionally crippled and I tend to only like men who don’t like me in return. Oh and I have a repetitve patern of being replaced.
The topics I came up with for future blog posts are: I can’t stand Tyler Perry, I should buy a fancy box to put all my feelings in, and Why have I been trying to change myself for the last 10 years?
I want to like Fran Drecher’s new show Happily Divorced but it’s kind of boring and not that funny. The show has also used every cliche’ sitcome storyline in the book. However I could watch the Nanny for hours on end.
I get paid on Monday and Monday can’t come quick enough. Seriously. Visa is gonna get a work out this weekend.
***A special Note*** I purposely chose NOT to use spell check on this post. I have always had a learning disability and I’m a horrible speller. Can you spot all 4 spelling mistakes?