This started a year ago. To be technical it really started 10 years ago. While I was going though the 8 weeks of training for my current job there was often down time between activities. Because I like lists I decided to make a list of everyone I’ve had sex with. The definition of sex has a big impact on the length of the list. I used the the most all-encompasing definition I know of. It was created when I was in college and therefore I call it the UMass definition of sex: Any act involving two or more people where the result or goal is sexual pleasure or orgasm.
The current total is 163.
I’ve played with 15% of my friends list on Facebook.
I lost my virginity at the age of 19 in Providence RI. His name was/is Pete.
I’ve had sex in 3 countries. As well as on a cruise ship. I’m not sure what that counts as. International Waters?
I’ve had sex in 8 out of the 50 States (+ DC)
I’ve had 163 sexual partners and 2 boyfriends.
About 95% of the men are/were older then me.
With that out of the way, lets look behind the numbers. As a side not, heavy making out with over the cloths groping does not count on this list.
As a reader you’d expect this to be followed by stories from the best and the worst. I can’t think of one specific time that was The Best. However there is a clear stand outs for best kisser. I won’t name names because I think he reads this blog and I wouldn’t want to embarrass him. But all I can say is that he had the softest juicy lips I’ve ever felt. Truly amazing. Best 3some is a tie. Each time a rare feat was accomplished, I was able to cum without any touching or contact with my dick. The first time it happened I was getting fucked and it felt like I was going to piss myself. I was pleasantly surprised to say the least.
This post took me about 3 days to finish. My main hesitation was revealing the total number. I started the post because I thought you would find it funny that I actually took time and hand wrote a list of everyone I’ve had sex with. I wasn’t worried about how people would react because most of my close friends shouldn’t be surprised with anything I’ve said. I was concerned that this was passing the point of class and good taste. I’ve always tried to live my life with a little dignity and class. I decided that there is dignity in being totally honest and starting a coversation. Here’s to the next 163!