Beach Bear Drag Queen

Dear Sir,

You are hot. However, the hotness is ruined by your tattoos. Lets start below the waist. You look like you’re wearing thigh high stockings. It’s not a good look. Second, you’re neck… Why did you choose the boyscout neckerchief design for a tattoo? Just the sleaves would have been perfect, but now you look like beach bear drag queen.

Sincerely
Judgemental in Jacksonville

P.S. If you are a drag queen, props for saving money on leggings.

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