10 Steps to Becoming a (Gay) Man

There are rights of passage that every gay must fulfill on their way to becoming a man:

1. Get de-friended

2. Feel Punk Beebe’s balls.

3. Get a flat and have to change your own tire.

4. Go into Credit Debt

5. Have sex with a trick that you later regret as a total waste of time.

6. Have a threesome with a couple. One of which is uber hot and the other you’re just doing to get to the hot one.

7. Buy fun (usually overpriced) underwear for an underwear party.

8. Know how to respond to the question: “Have you ever had cum in your eye Gabriel?”

9. Accidentally start to feel up a friend in a dark back room.

10. Work in retail or food service

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