Month January 2011
Agent Orange
New Balance® for J.Crew 1400 sneakers in Raw Steel. $130
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Beach Bear Drag Queen
Dear Sir,
You are hot. However, the hotness is ruined by your tattoos. Lets start below the waist. You look like you’re wearing thigh high stockings. It’s not a good look. Second, you’re neck… Why did you choose the boyscout neckerchief design for a tattoo? Just the sleaves would have been perfect, but now you look like beach bear drag queen.
Sincerely
Judgemental in Jacksonville
P.S. If you are a drag queen, props for saving money on leggings.
More Money More Problems
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Gov. Quinn of Illinois |
1. Make more money
2. Spend less money
3. A combination of steps 1 and 2
A Little Face Time
I’m a DANCER!
Showgirls from Jeffrey McHale on Vimeo.
Black Swan Trailer MASH UP
If you didn’t know, one of my all time favorite movies is Showgirls. It’s undoubtably the worst movie ever made and I love every minute of it! I couldn’t help but enjoy this mash up of Black Swan and Showgirls.
Which One of These Does Not Belong?
The Globes Fashion Game
I WON THE LOTTO!

10 Steps to Becoming a (Gay) Man
There are rights of passage that every gay must fulfill on their way to becoming a man:
1. Get de-friended
2. Feel Punk Beebe’s balls.
3. Get a flat and have to change your own tire.
4. Go into Credit Debt
5. Have sex with a trick that you later regret as a total waste of time.
6. Have a threesome with a couple. One of which is uber hot and the other you’re just doing to get to the hot one.
7. Buy fun (usually overpriced) underwear for an underwear party.
8. Know how to respond to the question: “Have you ever had cum in your eye Gabriel?”
9. Accidentally start to feel up a friend in a dark back room.